watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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