dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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