Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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