After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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