I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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