Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
4 words: hood of his car
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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