I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my sisters under your porch take her home
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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