this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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