I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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