I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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