It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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