Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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