all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Terrible idea I love it
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
