if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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