used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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