Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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