should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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