well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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