Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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