hotel room ftw
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Randomize
