Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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