You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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