i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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