You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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