I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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