I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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