i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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