i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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