found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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