I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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