I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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