i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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