i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Alive.
So much puke
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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