is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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