R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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