Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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