Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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