Sacagawea was the original milf.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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