sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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