Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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