is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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