You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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