found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
