my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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