does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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