I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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