Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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