Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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