Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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