I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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