we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo