The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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