Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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