I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
